Out of the mouth of Ben

Benjamin is always saying the funniest things. Here are some of his recent hillarities:
Ben: Mommy can I have some yogurt?
Me: Nope, sorry Charlie.
Ben: I not Charlie, I a kid.
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Me:(during a mild road rage attack); You dumb a**, WTH is your problem,
Ben: That truck mean
Me: Yeah, that truck wants a smack in the face
Ben: (making wild punching actions) Yeah, take that truck, I hit you.


Josh: I will get you! pew pew pew(imagine him running around with a nerf gun chasing Ben simulating the noise a gun makes)
Ben: No, I am going to pew you.

These are just a few of my favorites over the last few days. Joshua is always famous for saying quirky things too. For instance.....

Today, Joshua wanted to stay over at his friends house rather than going to church. When he came home after we got back from church Jason was teasing him and told him that Jesus missed him at church.

Josh: He was there !!!?!??!! (very serious)
Me: He is always there.
Josh: Oh yeah, cuz that's where he lives.
Me: Well, yeah, but Jesus also lives in you.
Josh: So, Jesus told me not to go to church?
Me: (absolute silence followed by laughter, I am not really sure how to answer that one)